you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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