I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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