who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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