Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Holy shit dude........stairs
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