She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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