honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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