Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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