I'm jealous of your bromance
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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