hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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