he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
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