honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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