if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize
