Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
