I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Just pee around me
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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