dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
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