just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Randomize
