We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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