He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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