theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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