you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
Randomize