yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I wish i was in the wii world.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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