hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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