This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I still have a little drunk in my system
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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