I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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