he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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