Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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