oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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