I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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