sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Is it because I queefed?
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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