Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
home. puking in laundry basket.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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