I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
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