Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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