I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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