just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
She needs sedatives and a leash
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
