yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
We need a shit load of segways right now
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Randomize
