A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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