apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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