You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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