I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I want to fling myself into the sun
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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