i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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