Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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