I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
