Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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