what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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