Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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