hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
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