the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
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