What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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