Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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