All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
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