from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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