Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
How's work?
Spinning.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
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